Our Ondal Wedding
"My marriage to RoyAL's Haneul? Your not some saseng are you?"
I was currently sitting in business class on a plane next to this seemingly strange lady named Oh YooRi. Nope. Nothing weird Kai.
"Do you think I'm a saseng?", she said slightly raising one of her eyebrows.
"Well, I don't know? I mean it's too late to do anything if you are."
"Kai-ssi, if I was a saseng, I'd be pretty bad at it. I mean do you see the amount of people around us? Not like I could steal any of your personal items without you freaking out, and having the entire plane looking in our direction."
I was a little taken back by her answer, but attempted not to show it.
She just shrugged it off. "If I was a saseng that is." She sighed. "You see Kai-ssi, I'm not a saseng. Rather, I'm getting sasenged to put it into polite terms."
This lady was getting weirder each moment.
"So you never answered my question! Tell me about your marriage!"
"My marriage to Haneul? Its complicated."
She immediately corrected herself. "I mean I assumed it be hard because you are both working idols, and it might be difficult. Considering the amount of popularity you have in the world."
"Yeah yeah. Tell me about it"
"Well that's exactly what I'm doing Kai-ssi. Telling you about it."
"You know, for being such a skinny girl, you snore like a pig."
I immediately sat up.
"What the fuck?" Aaron was laying on the bed right next to me. "I thought I locked the door?!"
Aaron was just smirking at me.
"Don't worry hun, we have keys to all the rooms in the house for a reason"
I quickly shook my head and stared down at my chest. At least my clothes were still on, so nothing had happened I assume. (Imagine how f-ed up this scenario would be if that was the case)
"How long have you been here?"
He laughed and stared at his watch. "Lets see, I came here at 7:15 AM. And now the time is about 10 AM. So almost 3 hours."
What! I had to have been really badly jet-lagged or something. Because how could I have been sleeping peacefully at a mafia house?
I proceeded to shove Aaron off the bed, and towards the doors. He didn't even bother to resist.
"Nice treatment for the person who had to listen to you snore like a pig for 3 hours"
"Shut the fuck up!" I yelled, and slammed the door in his face.
I looked at least somewhat presentable in this dress. I currently was walking towards the dining hall. Aaron was following me "as a precaution"
I turned around, "Do you think following me is really necessary?"
He paused and tilted his head. Then he opened his eyes widely and said, "Yep."
"Argh. This is stupid."
"What's stupid?", asked a voice, much different then Aaron's. It was my brother-in-law.
I glanced at him. He looked grumpy and tired. It didn't seem like now was the time to get on his nerves.
"Alright. Tell Aaron if you need anything. I have some work to do." He bowed his head slightly, and continued to walk away.
"Woooooow. That a lot of stuff that happened in such a short amount of time." YooRi-ssi was totally engrossed in my relationship story with Haneul. I don't even know why I was telling her this to be honest.
"No kidding. So...um...YooRi-ssi, maybe you should tell me about yourself? You know, to balance out everything I just told you."
She looked around strangely and said "Well okay." Than she leaned in close to me and said, "I'm....A Wizard!"
I leaned back and hit my head against the chair. "Why. Why was I talking to this woman. She's crazy."
YooRi kept laughing, apparently she found my reaction absolutely hilarious.
Haneul! Where are you?!